
...or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the fried, oily goodness.
I'm a
sinodont, which is to say that I exhibit sinodentition. My teeth, along with those of my brother and father, look like this:
A recent ancestor of my father was a Native American. Native Americans and east Asians tend to express sinodentition. It is particularly pronounced in my father (I'll refrain from posting the pictures of his teeth) and less so in my brother and I.
With that as preface, this past Wednesday I was cooking up some hushpuppies for a potluck. I've carved out a particular (or peculiar) niche as a consumate fryer of hushpuppies: these puppies are so quiet, you'll never need to hush them.
Once the hushpuppies were cooked, however, I was left with extra time, a well-stocked kitchen, and a cast-iron pan full of cracklin' hot oil. This is never a good idea.
On an early date with
the lil' lady, I had cooked for her fry bread. Fry bread is regarded as a traditional food of native americans, but some suspect it was more of an adaptation to the meager rations provided on early reservations. I tend towards the latter interpretation, but I do suspect that it has roots in earlier acorn-flour-in-tallow cakes.
This time around, I pulled up a recipe online and set to work. By this time, the kitchen was a minor disaster, but as is said in our family, "it's a very small kitchen."
FRYBREAD (Zahsakokwahn)
Staple of Powwows, Symbol of Intertribal Indian Unity
(Source)
2 cups flour
3 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
1 cup milk
Deep hot fat in frypan or fryer
Sift dry ingredients. Lightly stir in milk. Add more flour as necessary to make a dough you can handle. Kneed and work the dough on a floured board with floured hands until smooth. Pinch off fist-sized limps and shap into a disk -- everyone has their own characteristic shapes.(Shape affects the taste, by the way because of how it fries). For Indian tacos, the disk must be rather flat, with a depression -- almost a hole -- in the center of both sides. Make it that way if the fry bread is going to have some sauce over it. Smaller, round ones are made to put on a plate. Fry in fat (about 375°) until golden and done on both sides, about 5 minutes. Drain on absorbent paper. (Phyllis Jarvis, Paiute)
I did as described. I had to wait to heat up the oil again - the first ones turned out pretty oil-laden, but the latter ones were nice and crispy.
The results must have been well liked, because by the time I made it through the line in the potluck, everything was gone! It's always a good sign, I figure, when your food is gone so fast that you don't even see it taken.